Santa Claus Bathroom Set

Did the people who created this Santa Claus bathroom set really think this through? If you were to use this Christmas-themed bathroom decoration, you would have to lift Santa’s head and then do your business down his neck.  That sounds like one of those over-the-top death threats you hear in action movies.  “I’m going to rip off your head and pee down your neck hole.”  Really, is that what they think the Christmas spirit is all about?  I certainly hope whoever buys this doesn’t have children in the house who still believe in Santa.  They are likely to be afraid to go to the bathroom for fear of getting coal in their stockings on Christmas Day.

Here’s a link to where you can buy this dreadful Christmas decoration.  I’m only posting it so that you will believe that I am not making this up.