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Top(less) Tacky Treasure

This could be one of the tackiest things I own. I still can't believe it is mine. I stare at wonder at the "perkiness" of these breasts, and am rendered speechless at the utter tastelessness of the entire object. That quality (or lack thereof) alone merits the designation of this object as a tacky treasure.

Amazingly, this only took second place in the 2002 Tacky Treasures Road Show. Yes, only a banjo made from a bed pan could be more tasteless.